Thursday, February 08, 2007
my dad sold my car! if u think its a small matter, YOU ARE WRONG! i wanna burst in tears already! how am i gonna live without a car in msia?!! How am i gonna go out as i wish? How am i gonna run errands for my mum?! (ahem, this one cannot also i dont mind la~) But the point is, HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE?!
I'm seriously considering staying back in Sg for the 3 months holidays i'm gonna have.. its no point going back to kl if there isn't a car waiting for me there.. Maybe i'd just stay in kl for 2 or 3 weeks, then come back here. Whatever! My brain's still stunned with the fact that i lost my car. Argh, my very first car! Though its one of the oldest scrap of metal u can find on the road, i feel so secured when i'm driving it! At least i'm not worried that some bastard will come and whack me up just to get my car, at least i won't have to worry when i forget to lock my car (that happened quite a few times =P), at least i can get to drive around in freedom, at least i have a car!!!
So, I have decided to recruit a chauffeur! Whole lot of benefits waiting for u, stated as below:
1) U get to drive me around all the time.
2) U get to be 24/7 on call
3) U get to receive professional advice from me (i assure u its very useful in ur challenge with kimi n schumacher in the near future!) I can even write u a testimonial in friendster stating how much u've improved after driving me around! I bet that's so gonna rock ur profile!
4) U get to pay for ur own insurance!!! how many jobs actually allow u to pay ur own insurance? Even ur scl pays for u!
5) U get to be unpaid!! What other jobs actually dont pay u?! Isn't this new experience just so exciting?!
6) I will remind u to wash ur car! Goodness, isn't that great? U actually receive reminders from me for free!!
The simplest job with a whole lot to offer! Oh my oh my! U must be out of ur mind if u're still waiting! Hurry and apply before its too late!! And for sue fei, u wont have to take so long to drive through a pasar malam anymore!! And with me in the car, u get to receive a few more stares of admiration!!
Wait no more! Hurry and apply!
